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BREAKING NEWS: I DON'T CARE

The only headline dad's actually reading in full. Bold, blunt, and updated never — because his opinions haven't changed since 2004. Soft pre-shrunk cotton, delivered straight to his favorite chair.

Machine washable. Available S–5XL. Zero notifications, all attitude.

Dads Don't Do Small Talk. Grumpa Co.

Select color: Black

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More details

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

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Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
15.63
M
29
20
17
L
30
22
18 1/2
XL
31
24
20
2XL
32
26
21 1/2
3XL
33
28
22.8
4XL
34
30
24.2
5XL
35
32
25.3

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There may be a deviation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product dimensions.

A useful tip! Compare measurements with a product you already own at home by measuring it and matching it to the sizes in this guide.

A Length

Start the tape at the collar's top next to the shirt's highest point on the shoulder. Extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin at the seam just under one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam under the other sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the back center of the collar, follow the top seam of the sleeve to the shoulder, secure the tape at the shoulder, and continue down to the end of the sleeve.
Grumpa Co. production process
WHERE DAD JOKES COME TO LIFE  • 
Our Production Process

Printed with attitude,
built to last

Every Grumpa Co. tee is printed to order, checked for quality, and packed by people who actually care about getting it right. No mass-produced shortcuts, no corners cut — just soft, durable shirts that hold up as long as dad's excuses.

Printed in North America
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